Thursday, June 11, 2009

Jessica Alba Apologizes for Shark Posters in OKC


Believe it or not, actress Jessica Alba is on her way to felony charges for her infractions in Oklahoma City.

While on a film shoot in Oklahoma, Alba reportedly joined in a group of people who were going around the city, plastering shark posters on electrical boxes, a bridge, and a United Way billboard.

While the vandalism is still under investigation, Oklahoma City Master Sergeant Gary Knight said if the police determine the crime to be a felony, it will be given to the district attorney's office for review. If this act of "shark sniping" is deemed a misdemeanor, it will passed off to the city attorney's office.

Alba is known for her role as Susan Storm in both of the "Fantastic Four" blockbusters.

Under the law of the state of Oklahoma, defacing or damaging property is a misdemeanor if the damages are under $1000, and a felony if damages exceed $1000.

City spokespeople say they do not anticipate the damage to exceed the $1000 mark, but estimate damages between $500 and $700 to remove the posters from the electrical boxes.

No word yet on what sort of charges Alba will face, but we'll just have to watch and see. I'm just upset that I wasn't back up at school to maybe cover this better.

But there you go, for your consideration.