Tuesday, May 26, 2009
WonderBlog #5: Strange Laws in Oklahoma, Part 2
As long as we are keeping the focus on animals here, there is another quite unique and rather disturbing strange law in the state of Oklahoma that I feel compelled to share with you all.
Another weird law states that it is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
First off, people really do that? They go out in public, mind you, and for some reason they want to pretend to have sex with a buffalo of all things? In a bar, of all places?
And second, how would you even go about pretending to do that? How would that even work?
You know what, never mind, I don't wanna know.
I suppose this aspect would fall under the general rules that most bar owners comply with, namely the prevention of the performance of sexual acts that are prohibited by Oklahoam law.
Still, I'm not sure a case like this would ever arise. But then again, a Texas fan was nearly castrated when he walked into an Oklahoma City bar two years ago, so maybe it's not too far-fetched.
Y'all be the judge.